Monday, July 10, 2006

The tiny voive speaks..

For all who have had their ingrained servility to social institutions shaken by the below entry..It is a view on relegion not on Faith..on Church not on Jesus..on church doctrines not on the teachings of Christ..I am a guy who is learning the ropes of faith..but who has this little thing against established relegion

Sunday, July 09, 2006

The Church & Associates Ltd™

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen..
Let me welcome u all to a presentation on the largest business conglomerate in the world, a corporation that has been successfully trading in the established religion business since 544 AD.. A production chain that has brought into the market such successful products as Jesus Christ© and The Bible©.. An institution that has a higher gross turnover than most mid-sized nations in the world.. Ladies and Gentlemen.. I give you.. The Church & Associates Ltd™..!!
Many of you may not know the role played by the great founder of this enterprise, Sir Constantine, in laying the solid foundations on which this great institution still stands.. It was he and his team of brilliant market analysts, campaign managers and marketing experts who turned the life of a simple carpenter,and that too of Jewish descent,into such a marketable product.. a product that the market at that time was waiting for.. It was literally..A saviour..!!
From then on there has been no turning back.. It was a wave that was to create ripples in the farthest islands of the Pacific.. A storm that would shake the leaves in the deepest jungles of Africa..The blessing that would shower upon the parched lands of the Indian subcontinent. It acquired a brand equity that is unparalleled and a brand loyalty unto death.
The company continued undeterred even when faced with stiff competition in the Middle East market from Islam™ and when the Marketing dept split in the 1500’s owing to a difference in opinion on strategy. It currently runs numerous divisions and formulates specific products to reach specific age groups, time periods and mindsets. It is this versatility that has guaranteed its survival over the centuries.. An ability to spin out newer versions and yet retain the market value of the old..
And it is to this sheer grit and power of survival that we shall all now all raise our chalices and say Amen..

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Scribe in the making

How the world will react to the poison that’s to flow from the tips of this cynics fingers remains to be seen..but as of now this unsuspecting world has chosen to take the risk and has sent this demented mind to be trained for the profession of men who are either cynical, perverted or stoned, and of women who are inevitably hyperventilating activists.
Cold calculating ambition notwithstanding (Technicolor dreams of Reuters and 30K) I think I am going to fit right in..

Monday, July 03, 2006