God did make stuff on the 7th day. Then he looked at it and called in sick.


The world's ugliest dog show!!

In da house

Plan of Action for mornings now that wife leaves early for work
1. Write that book
2. Read up on Comparative Mythology and Early Church History
3. Prepare write-up on Language and Media for PhD application to Columbia
4. Take MA in Public Administration
Reality
1. Sweep hall and bedroom (everyday)
2. Sweep guest bedroom (alternate days)
3. Mop house (every 3 days)
4. Heat breakfast
5. Eat breakfast
6. Heat lunch
7. Eat lunch
8. Sleep
9. Go to office and write blog on what a pathetic loser I am