God did make stuff on the 7th day. Then he looked at it and called in sick.


The world's ugliest dog show!!

In da house

Plan of Action for mornings now that wife leaves early for work
1. Write that book
2. Read up on Comparative Mythology and Early Church History
3. Prepare write-up on Language and Media for PhD application to Columbia
4. Take MA in Public Administration
Reality
1. Sweep hall and bedroom (everyday)
2. Sweep guest bedroom (alternate days)
3. Mop house (every 3 days)
4. Heat breakfast
5. Eat breakfast
6. Heat lunch
7. Eat lunch
8. Sleep
9. Go to office and write blog on what a pathetic loser I am

The Story So Far..

"I must post" said the rabbit
"Who u kiddin" said the wolf

Now that that has been dealt with... to more mundane matters
Marriage... check
Tranfer to new city... check
Find scary place in which somebody committed suicide to start life with new wife... check
Realise has been screwed over by real estate broker... check
Find another place to start life with new wife very fast... check
Ruin fifth-floor Tam Bram aunty's just-washed clothes with pigeon shit-mixed water... check
Forget to pay Rs.80 electricity bill and have fuse pulled out... check
Pay sneeky little watchman Rs.200 to have fuse put back in... check
Take revenge on real estate broker by sealing suicide place with fake lawyer's notice (Hindi-movie villains laugh here)... check
Deal with PMS tantrums... check
Deal with non-PMS tantrums... check
Realise loving wife is way more than you deserve... check
And here we are...