The side-effects of an idle life..
- Starts to believe that the answer to life the universe and everything is indeed 42
- Is revered by the secret society of intelligent mobile phones for being the only human to be crowned grandmaster in their ritualistic cyber-world chess matches.
- Is known as Taksjangka (‘The big evil squashing hand’ in insect speak) in the ant kingdom and has currently replaced Yavalkaqwa (‘Crushing black rubber boot’) as the greatest natural disaster to befall the ant community of Room No. 28.
- Becomes reigning international champion in blindfolded television remote operation, which was subsequently banned by the IOC for being a blood sport.
- Gets invited by the CIA for being the only known human immune to the smell of burnt mosquito coil concentrated with tobacco smoke, which precedes most of their WMDs on the toxic scale.
3 comments:
yo man this is creative and tickles the idle mind
lol....i thought i was getting regressed and decadent. :D
LOL!!
I think you should be bronzed! :|
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